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I knew it, I knew it… This happens when you start being a little nice to your enemies. Nowadays, people don’t seem to respect the relation that establishes between their enemies and themselves. That is not fair, because I tried very hard to make an enemy and I ask to be treated with the hate that I deserve!
Anyway, an enemy goes, another one appears. Here are some steps that you have to follow in order to make a new enemy anytime, anywhere:
-choose your victim ( a person, an animal, an object… actually anything)
-eye them suspiciously (you have to look at them with hate, frustration and creepiness)
TIP: exercise you glare in the mirror
-once you accomplish the first two steps, most likely that person will feel awkward and will come to talk to you, like: „what’s wrong ? You have been starring at me…for the last 20 minutes…” The point is not to feel intimidated and answer in a grumpy way.
-probably they will think you are a „psycho” and will try to avoid you as much as possible
-although you are ignored, don’t give up! Keep treating them as enemies !
TIP: this might be the hardest step because you have to control yourself not to hurt them…yet
-eventually they will start unconsciously to consider you an enemy although they don’t realize that.
Now that I said all this things,wish me luck in getting new enemies. Brake your leg! (literally)
Bleah… This was a blank page. Unfortunately, as soon as I started to write down my thoughts about enemies, thoughts that I never thought I’d say awake and unafraid, asleep or dead, I kind of destroyed the page with my sarcasm and hate.
The only reason why I’m doing this is because I was told there would be free cookies and tea. I’m joking, I have a better reason, a deeper one…
How did this all begin? Well, mix a raining evening with two bored enemies (me and my best friend) that were wondering what is an enemy and a tiny pocket of talent.
So, this is the question : what is an enemy? A person you truly want to see dead? Someone who did something bad to you and you want to avenge? The enemies are the people that give sense to your life. You can’t live without them because they make you feel the taste of revenge. How many times it happened to you to be lonely in your room staring at the walls and stop for a moment and ask youself : what the fuck am I asking??? I am asking for an enemy!
If you are lucky enough to have an enemy you can look at him like that: